Funny my ass

I've finally watched the Initial D movie earlier this afternoon after getting tired of wacking people on the PS2. And all I have to say it's an overly-hyped piece of stupid crap. I could barely get through the first disc without pressing the fast forward button. I'm a big fan of the original anime, but this utterly boring movie shouldn't be made in the first place, by a Hong Kong director of all people.

C'mon, a singer without ANY acting experience(or ability) is cast to be the main character? Fuck, even those Ah Bengs cars in the movie has more credibility. Jay Chow should just stick back to singing. He tries to be all cool in the movie, but ends up being a constipating anti-social bore.

Anthony Wong is a great actor. He was fucking great in the Infernal Affairs movies. Here, his character is drunk 90% of the time, slurring and babbling incoherent lines and fucking stupid jokes. The director then tries to be Wong Kar Wai by using fancy, dream-like camera works, but instead made the movie even worse. Edison, Chapman, Jordan and the Suzuki chick are just for decorations purposes in the movie.

A lot of people said it was real funny. I found that to be so not true. It's just a boring and terrible movie. A total waste of time.

Bleh

I will admit, I have never ever read a Harry Potter book before. Sure, I've watched the movie because Hermaine is some tough bitch and I like tough bitches. I went to watch Lord of the Rings because they have the elf king, Aragorn and what's his name? The younger son of the creepy king who went to the dark side. I didn't went to watch the movie because of those short, annoying, pansy hobbits and freaking talking, moving tress.

Back to Harry Potter. What's all these fuss? Some fucking kid in New York bought it before everyone does and the world twist their panties together, crying foul and force the kid to return the bloody book. It's just a fucking fantasy novel. Get the fuck over it.

And to that Red Fm DJ who host a daily weekday show from 7pm on, don't try to act all "real" and sound like you were from the "hoods", okay? Cause you're not. You're from KL, Ma-Lay-Sia. Not the Bronx or whichever "hood". Please learn how to speak proper English first before going on air and start "hollering" at us, shortie. Peace out, dog.

Slurp

Took a day off work and attended a training course yesterday. One of the speakers is from Dubai and motherfucking holy monkey ass, he's fucking hot. Tall, well-build, 5 0'clock shadow, olive skin , chiseled features, glasses. Even though he has the worst Arabic accent I've ever heard, he's still highly fuckable. He has a nice arse too.

Went to watch War of the Worlds last week with my gang. Not good. I would advise you to safe your cash for other new releases. Someone got me the Mr. and Mrs. Smith dvd, but was too tired to even watch it. I miss CSI:Miami. I totally dig David Caruso, man. When is AXN gonna show the 3rd season, eh?

Nothing exciting happened lately. Has an aching need to go shoes and clothes shopping, but there is no time!! Low on cash(borderline broke)!! No sales!!

I'll just go find some porn instead.

Speaking of porn, lately there's an anti-porn ad by a local telco that urges people not to surf for porn because apparently, a) it lowers your moral and b) it hurts your wallet . If you're stupid enough to click on those stupid CLICK HERE!! UNLIMITED ACCESS TO CUM SOAKED BABES!! links and got charge for IDD calls, I think you deserve to be a broke, low-morality cow. Jacking off to porn is human nature, okay? Ogling at big boobs and big dicks(on the net) is human nature too, okay? So don't give me this fucking human moral shit as a frigging reason not to surf porn. Your moral value is none of my fucking business.

The ad actually made me laugh out loud in the office. We're not signing up for streamyx so we can surf Yahoo faster ya' know?

Dead-shit

I'm dead-shit donkey ass tired. So I'll be sputtering my thoughts out in short phrases.

Got a new job earlier this week. That's what I've been busy lately. Had to drive more than an hour just to reach my workplace.

Not sure whether I could be able to handle this new job for the long-term. Have to wait and see.

My barely hanging there, almost non-existant social life has pratically become no social life at all.

Plans to meet up with friends has been push to a further date since last month.

Haven't even seen Madagascar. Or Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Or Batman Begins.

My weekends were usually leisurely spent. Now my weekends are fully booked thru mid-July.

Its only 8.30 pm, but my eyes are drooping.

I bought 2 magazines last week but it's still in its wrapper.

I'm only half way through a thin book I started reading a few months back.

I don't even have the mood to be horny and get myself off. Once my head hits the pillow, I'm off to lala-land.

I haven't masturbate since don't know when.

Good guys=taken, all's left is either gay or prefer bimbos. Fuck it la, now I don't even have the time nor strength to think about all these relationship stuff.

Eyes cannot tahan already, so I'll stop here before the rants gets out of hand.