Passion for procrastination

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Katrina

My mood today is like Katrina. Stupid-ass motherfucking Singaporeans are the main cause of why my mood went from happy-cheery at 8am and detoriated to typhoon-slamming at 9am. My pay is only a quarter of yours, kay and I have to endure your endless excessive yelling across the freaking causeway on the phone . And no, asshole, I didn't really mean to insult your fucking intelligence.

By the way, if you don't know what the fuck Katrina is, you should just go fuck yourself for not watching enough TV.

Enough of stupid Singaporean cunts-with-an-accent. I'm recently on a lookout for a new (cheap) car, but with crude oil prices blasting through the US70 per barrel mark, it looks like I'll stick to my good ole' Kelisa for the time being.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Oxidation pond

My day is so full of crap that it resembles an oxidation pond, hence today's title. Work was crap because I fucked up my client's order and got fucked by my client. I thought Singaporeans are smarter than us, but after today's incident, I realised that some of them are as dumb as a fucking log. Hello, I'm paid to execute your orders, not paid to monitor the market price for you and act as your fucking financial adviser. So don't call me up and demand to know why the fucking price is going against you. You guys are the big boys, the oolala "institutional clients", and as far as I know, you pay big bucks for a bunch of twats to do fucking boring research and analysis on every market.

I'm pissed and frustrated. I need a smoke but my skin is in bad condition right now, so no smoke for me. I'm hungry just now but now I hate myself for overeating. I just want to take a bath and chill out.

PEace

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Soars

Woke up to the horrible news of $64.95 per barrel for crude oil. So anticipating for the next petrol price hike. If the current price hikes continue, it will be like driving a Kelisa with a BMW gas tank.

Had seafood kuey teow for lunch today. Damn nice, but I fear the backlash of the prawns and la-las on my skin.

The haze has turn from bad to worse, choking the shit out of me when I went out to lunch this afternoon. The office smells of burning smoke and you can suffocate yourself in the washroom. Has been overeating again lately. Must stop having heavy meals or will turn into Courtney Love.

Boring and quiet day. Off to take my bath and hit the sack.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Cipet

Diu, the useless shit that is Friendster fucked up again. I can't seem to view the crucial pictures(of idiotic ex-schoolmates getting fucking married at the age of 21). It IS fucked cause I try it on Internet Explorer, and those damn pics just wouldn't load.

Dad is anticipating the whole national car policy hoopla to be released so he could be a real patriotic Malaysian and buy expensive imported cars with heavy road taxes.

Damn tired lately for no whatsoever reason. The haze made my nose all blocked up and I ended up with a splitting headache for the last few days. No shit Indonesia, you burn all the frigging trees, polluted the air and all you could do was say you're fucking sorry?? You insincere, selfish, ignorant motherfucker of a country. I don't hate Indonesia, but sometimes you guys just pissed me off.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Alive

Still alive here, just a bit busy with work and studies thats all. My stupid fucking WinMx is not working and I have tons of mp3s waiting for me to download. Too lazy to go find other sites where I can download shit.

Was very tempted to buy porn VCDs at the pasar malam just now. Looks kinda hot judging from the cover, but thankfully its not Japanese porn. Can't stand those. Hoes screech instead of moan. And I never get that yamate..yamate factor.

Porn aside, nothing too interesting happened for the past few weeks since my last update. Fuck, nothing interesting ever happens in my life. Diu la.