Revalations

Sorry for the late updates. Went to Penang for some chill-out time during the long weekend break. So, how was Penang you may asked? Penang was fun. Food was great, clothes were cheap, shoes were hot, even the bitches over there are better looking. Spend a few hundred bucks not shopping for clothes and shoes, but on (pirated) DVDs. Damn, their collection over there was like, eye-popping. I managed to get myself the first season of HBO's Rome, which I finished it in a day's time; also found the 2nd, 3rd and 4th season of OZ, which I'll probably start watching during this coming weekend. Bought some hot shoes, 50% percent off of course, I'm a cheapskate ho sometimes, some tops at a bargain price, and yeah, more DVDs.

On the flight back I've got some help, uhm, with my luggage(sic) from some very fine and butch Dutch men who are helpful enough to lug my huge bag and stuff from the cabin for me. Thanks mate!!

BTW, I just remember today is the 27th, which makes me legally 22 years old as of today. Jesus fucking christ, twenty fucking two!!! I mean, where did time went?? I want to be 18 again, god damn it! Great, now everything is fucking legal to me, what's the fun of doing things you're not suppossed to do under the age limit? Alright, last October everything turned legal for me. But still, it freaks me out. Can I have a hot man I can fuck with as a birthday present? You know, hot, animalistic sex all night?? Fuck it, I need a drink.

I don't feel like typin'

LOL, fake blog entry.

The Life Path 5 suggests that you entered this plane with a highly progressive mindset, with the attitude and skills to make the world a better place. The key word for your Life Path is freedom. In the pursuit of freedom, you are naturally versatile, adventurous, and advanced in your thinking. You are one of those people who is always striving to find answers to the many questions that life poses. The byword for the positive Life Path 5 is constant change and improvement. You want to be totally unrestrained, as this is the number most often associated with the productive use of freedom.

You may be one of the most compassionate of people as the 5 is surely the most freedom-loving and compassionate Life Path. Your love of freedom extends to humanity at large, and concern for your fellow man, his freedom and his welfare, may be foremost in your mind. A great Life Path 5 American President, Abraham Lincoln, issued the Emancipation Proclamation, and ended slavery in America. As the ultimate progressive thinker type, your potential in government, the law, and other positions of authority is unlimited.

You are a good communicator, and you know how to motivate people around you. This may be your strongest and most valuable trait. Because of this skill, and your amazing wit, you are a truly natural born salesman. This ability to sell and motivate extends to any sort of physical product all the way through to whatever ideas or concepts you may embrace.

You abhor routine and boring work, and you are not very good at staying with everyday tasks that must be finished on time. On the average, the number 5 personality is rather happy-go-lucky; living for today, and not worrying too much about tomorrow. It is also important for you to find a job that provides thought-provoking tasks rather than routine and redundant responsibilities. You do best dealing with people, but the important thing is that you have the flexibility to express yourself at all times. You have an innate ability to think through complex matters and analyze them quickly, but then be off to something new.

A love of adventure may dominate your life. This may take the form of mental or physical manifestation, but in either case, you thrill to the chance for exploration and blazing new trails. Surely you belong to a group considered the most worldly and traveled. Clearly you are not one to pass up a good venture. You have quite a lot of the risk-taker in your makeup. If you aren't putting your money at stake, you are surely open to a wide variety of risks in your everyday life. Taking the conservative approach is just not in your nature.

In romance, you hate to be tied down and restricted. This doesn't necessarily mean that you are unfaithful or promiscuous, but it does mean that a good partner for you needs to understand your nature. A relationship based on jealousy and having tight reigns is not going to work at all for you. A partner who understands your need to be free and trusted will find you trustworthy, even if you aren't constantly available and totally dutiful. It is important for you to mix with people of a like mind, and to try to avoid those that are too serious and demanding.

If you are living on the negative side of the Life Path 5, you are apt to be multitalented, but suffering from some lack of direction, and there is confusion surrounding your ambition. Restless, discontent, and impulsive, you may bounce from one job to the next without accomplishing much at all. A negative Life Path 5 can become very irresponsible in tasks and decisions concerning the home and business life. The total pursuit of sensation and adventure can result in your becoming self-indulgent and totally unaware of the feelings of those around you.

We're little flowers

I'm sorry, but I broke out laughing like a mad hyena when I saw this video clip of 3 cocaine-fed North Korean children of the damned doing a Pyongyang rendition of the Russian jig. You know, cause Mister Kim Jong Il has been on some sort of world domination streak, so I thought I should also join in the fun on this blog.

Cracked-out North Koreans kiddos.

Enjoy this hot piece of shit.

Sizzlin'

So what do you do when you're bored and you have internet access right in front of you?

You search for pics of hot guys.

For example, hot guys like Joaquin Phoenix.

Check THAT out.

Totally, extremely, fuckable.

Dayum.





Woah woah woah. Check out his facial impression.
And his hand. And his......
God damn.

Das good!

Bring out the fireworks, will ya??!!

Cause Levy and Co. are back!!

Shinsen-Subs has just subbed the first episode of Black Lagoon: The Second Barrage so go get it now, bitches.

Chan is back, Balalaika(LOL at the Fry Face comment) is back, Levy and the guns are back, hell, even the gum-popping Sister from the church is back as well, with the addition of 2 extremely blood-thirsty loli twins from good ole' Europe. I like how the loli sister has a cute teddy bear accessory dangling off her machine gun. It gives a sick sense of pleasure seeing it while the loli is blasting her gun through every moving, living thing.

The 2nd season seems to poised for more gore, blood, and bad-ass twisted shit (First season:Neo-Nazi anyone??); making me actually looking forward to this anime season. Also, Le Chevalier D'eon is gradually building to be an anime with its very own crazy, twisted plotlines and moments. First, it was talking corpse(human skull?), then came mercury-oozing zombies, before escalating to drag-transforming hero/ angsty undead ghost heroine. Episode 6 proves that in anime, you can get away with doing all sorts of weird shit, like kissing(full-on-lips type of kissing, not amateur stuff like a peck on the cheek/forehead) the corpse of your dead sister after dumping your fiancee. This is good shit, y'all.



This is THE transformation clip from the first episode. IG Production, aishiteru!

All hail the sinners

Apparently the people above have heard enough of my pathetic whining about how utterly depressing the current music state is, what with generic hip-hop/rap and psedo,faux-punk littering our local radio and TV stations. I mean, Fall Out Boy? Daddy Yankee?? What the fuck, people. At least manufactured trashtastic pop like Paris Hilton managed to get my ass dancing along.

So in order to stop my excessive whining, they decide to let All Saints reform and pump some fresh, mind-eating pop to take over my ipod again. In case you're so caught up with Linkin Park and Simple Plan that you have no idea who All Saints are, then you shouldn't deserve my explanation. Go Wikipedia/Google it, bitches.

And also in case you don't do the internet, they have recently reform and came out with a brand spanking new single that isn't earth-shattering great but still does because I think its an awesome pop song. It's not trying to be what it isn't, it's just a fun, catchy pop song that the overall American music listeners probably hate. (Hello? Scissor Sisters anyone?)


MILFs MILFs and more MILFs.

Rest assure my fellow pop lovers, All Saints ain't the only one jumping onto the reform bandwagon. NO, ABBA is NOT reforming. But mega boy band Take That(ex-Robbie Williams) and just-announced-today, FIVE are also reforming and will be in the studio recording new materials.

How hot is this shit?? Yeah, for sure all these groups are being deemed as "manufactured, pop muppets", but at least they're good, manufactured pop muppets that came out with some brilliant, cheesy stuff back then. Danity Kane ain't good, cheesy stuff for sure. Let me tell you something, I don't give a flying fuck whether the Backstreet Boys or N'Sync is planning to reform, ok, maybe N'Sync, but Take That? Five? Spice Girls? Or heck, Steps(WTF WTF??!!) Welcome back bitches!!

I'm not saying the BSB were bad, but they were bland. Their songs were alright, but not to the extend of bad-good. There were no cat fights, no drug/alcoholic abuse, no sex scandal, no gay scandal. They're just a boring bunch of billionaires trying too hard to appeal to their fans until today.

Speaking of the Spice Girls, when are they reforming? Posh Spice needs more money for her shopping sprees y'all! And Ginger Spice needs diaper money!! Get yer asses together and reform!! BTW, what about Boyzone? Ronan Keating is too busy making babies nowadays to come up with original stuff, so how about a reunion tour?? That would be great. S Club 7 caters to the tweens back then, so they weren't really my cup of tea. But a reunion would be interesting though.

Look, what I'm trying so say is, they might sound cheesily bad today(and probably 10 years from now), but sometimes, pop is SUPPOSED to be cheesy. It's a thin fine line between good pop and bad pop, and the Brits/Europeans have always been brilliant in making trashtastic Europop since way back then. Billy Piper was hot shit during her debuting days, I still got her cassette lying somewhere around the ruins of my stuff. The Pussycat Dolls ain't going after a Grammy for sure, but at least they were entertaining, and they have songs you can dance to. That's all that matters in pop.

The ironic thing is, I was never a fan of the boy bands back during my highschool days. Guess what was I listening to back then? Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and Korn. Fucking, fucking, fucking ironic. See how big of a hypocrite I am??

Fag-hagged

This Dolce & Gabbana timepiece ad doesn't even pretend to be suggestive, its just downright in your face "These 2 beautiful people is gonna do it". Like a lot of high-fashion ads, this ad doesn't make any sense, but who cares what they're trying to say? All we know is that the D&G watch will probably cost quite a lot and you can probably use it to lure your object of lust to bed with it. WTF, did I just said, object of lust? What is this, Danielle Steele?

There's 2 version to this ad, the one I chose is boyXboy. There's another boyXgirl version floating around somewhere on YouTube. You can check that out if you're easily offended by gay stuff. But because I love gay stuff and I'm an evil bitch, I'm gonna bombard you with brow-raising gay ads.

EDITED: Fucking bugger, they've disabled the embed code for the ads, so I can only paste the link TO the video, enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXwbQTf250

Which suddenly takes me back to a controversial French AIDS ad I saw awhile ago. The main issue was to encourage the practice of safe-sex, but instead of using the usual normal straight couple, the ad sees a male pilot and his (male) co-pilot having some mile-high fun in the bathroom. After having fun and preparing to leave, they realised that the bathroom doorknob(sic sic sic) was faulty and they were trapped. I was laughing my head off at the wry humour of the ad. You know, the Europeans are still very conservative on certain issues, but when it comes to this kind of stuff, they can beat the Americans any time any day.

Queer As Folk and The L Word aside, it was major news headline when Will of Will and Grace FINALLY shared a gay kiss with his boyfriend onscreen, while in Sinchronicity, there's a glorified, drug-induced, gay blowjob scene. Ok, it's not exactly prime time TV series(it was shown on BBC-3), but as far as I know, numerous prime-time British soap dramas or TV series have no problem with including a gay side-plotline or a gay kiss, or even a gay scene.

And so, because there's no D&G love for me, I decide to upped my antics and post THE blowjob scene from Sinchronicity. Meh, a big warning though, this is totally NSFW, so watch it only when you're alone or your boss/friends/boyfriend/girlfriend/mom/dad is not around. Or when you're sick of of those Jap porn you have in your harddrive.



Holla!!