Imagine all the hotness of the galaxy combined and exploded into something like this:
OPTIMUS PRIME VS MEGATRON Scream people, scream!! I don't give a flying fuck if the movie turns out to be a major suckfest, I am SO going to drag my ass to the cinema to watch this piece of awesomeness.
PS: I think they sexed up both of them. Optimus Prime actually looks sexy in this new reincarnation and Megatron looks super bad-ass.
Shit I stolen from a friend's blog, its just pure, silly fun to pass the time:
IN YOUR ROOM, DO YOU HAVE [ ] tv set [X ] cd player [ ] vcr [ ] dvd [ ] ps2 [X ] radio [X ] computer [X ] fridge [X ] bathroom [ X]posters
Total = 6 ARE U ALLOWED TO [ X] party [ X] go to the mall with friends [ X] eat unhealthy stuff [ ] stay out til past midnight [ ] have ur own curfew [ X] pick ur own school [X ] buy ur own stuff [X ] drive anywhere [X ] drink liquor [ ] curse
Total = 7 HAVE YOU EVER [ X] talk back to ur parents [ ] snuck out at night [ X] been "told" not "scolded" [X ] been out of country [ X] shopped til u drop [ X] been given more money than u needed [X ] felt u were heavily guarded [X ] spent thousands in one store only [ ] made ur parents cry [X ] yelled at ur maid
Total = 8 DO YOU [ X] have what u need [ ] get what u want [ ] travel a lot [ X] have a maid [ ] have a driver [ ] get a high allowance [X ] do whatever u want [X ] have branded clothing [X ] have a credit card [ X] eat whenever u want
Total = 5 DO YOUR PARENT/S [X ] never scold you not following your curfew [ ] give u EVERYTHING u want... [X ] trust you [ X] buy you things for the sake of buying them [ X] give you "extra cash" when you're out somewhere [ ] think u should have the best and only the best [X ] want you to be happy [ X] help you [ X] love you [X ] pay for the mess you've made
Total = 8
Mulitply the total number by 2 and repost this, saying "I'm __ % spoiled"
34 X 2= 68%
Fuck christ, I'm not THAT spoiled am I??!! I'm sure there's a tons load of people out there who ticked more than I do Anyhow, I'm off to dinner with a buddy later so I'll bail.
You know, the biggest beef I have with radios nowadays other than playing horrendous songs, is that I don't get their morning talk/game shows. Do I really need to sit through 5 minutes of different callers calling in every day and asking for help to fixed their problem? Do I really need to sit through 5 minutes of 2 callers trying to outsmart each other? Fuck no.
For example, last week(or this week, I don't care) Fly Fm's Fixed It has a heartbroken girl sobbing like an idiot on national radio all because she got dumped by her boyfriend. And instead of mending things like normal people does, girl emails a radio station, to enlist the help of two just-in-for-the-fun DJs to patch things up between the boyfriend.
When the guy realized he has a sobbing ex-gf on the other line, and a national audience waiting for his reaction and answer, you can almost smell the awkwardness and dulan-ness emitting from his stoic reply. I was pissed for several reasons, one was I have to endured a idiotic bitch crying and sobbing on radio at 7.30 in the morning all because she got dumped. Second, you went on radio just to get your bf back. That's just no, no, no. Third, fuck, its radio!! Play some damn songs, bitches!! I don't know what the girl did, but if I were the guy, I sure ain't taking her back after this monkey show.
After that case, I change the station everytime they start the Fixed It segment. They should have just renamed it Fucked It. Of course, I change the station everytime they play the Say It To Me Baby segment too. It's not annoying or stupid, its just boring. But I do kinda like the tag team of Rudy and JJ, at least they do make fun of themselves.
Enough of ranting, I'll just show off what I just bought off Ebay:
Not content with that, I have to go bid on this for unexplainable reasons: A fucking Guess bag, will ya?
Even though my inner kiasu goddess was tempting me to bid on this: Yeah, yeah, its 2nd hand. Yeah, its not the latest model. But hell, bid starts at RM500, and seller alleged that its authentic. I didn't though. It's very cute, but I doubt anyone in my social circle knows that it's authentic unless I tell them so. No point, eh?
I woke up at 12.30pm today and for whatever reason, dash off to the mall to watch 300 at 1.30pm, alone. Of course, I forgot it was the weekend and the start of the school holidays, and wasted 15 precious minutes trolling the parking lot just for a parking and another 10 minutes queuing for the ticket. Luckily I was able to get a seat just in time before the promo trailers start.
The trailers shown are basically a compressed 5 minute version of a comic fanboy's hottest and wettest dream come true. Hell, I almost wanted to squeal like a teenage girl when the Transformers trailer appeared. Anyway, back to 300. I fucking love it; even though I think the movie was stretching itself a bit longer than it should be. I mean, do we REALLY need to see every beheading scene in slow-motion capture?? The plot is slightly on the thin side, seeing that the original comic only focus on just one battle.
But the battle scenes. Oh my fucking god, the battle and fighting scenes are brilliantly shot. The graphic, the texture and the action are extremely well done. You can almost smell and feel the adrenaline and the testosterone in those scenes. Body parts flying every where; blood spattering the screen; men being slaughtered; it's violence in all its gory detail.
And hey, there's always less complains when you have half-naked men with ultra-photoshopped abs in tiny briefs running around. In one particular scene after the first battle at The Hot Gates, the Spartans were piling up corpses at the cliff when the Persian messenger shows up, it was like a freaking Dolce & Gabbana ad came to life. All these good-looking men looking at the same direction, half naked and sweaty, I was half-expecting swaying music to start playing.
Overall, a strong recommendation. Fuck historical accuracies, this is a fantasy remake of a historical event. So if you want a history lesson, stop whining about how "not true" the movie is and watch the Discovery Channel. But if you're turn off by over-the-top violent scenes, steer clear. Clearly, imagine my surprise when they didn't cut out a lot(or most of) of the scenes as I expected. The only scene that got the cut was actually a love scene between King Leonidas and his queen.
I'll probably just download the full uncut version later. 'Cause, Gerard Butler is hot shit. Manly hot. I have a sex crush on him since I saw him frolicking with Angelina Jolie and cuffs in Tomb Raider 2. And with other 300 half-naked men in the movie, hell damn, I'm sold. The only thing that got me laughing was Xerxes, the tranny, I mean, the Persian king and self-declared God King. Rodrigo Santoro is a hot bitch off the screen, but in 300, he was just tranny looking. He will be joining the 3rd season of that shit of a show Lost.
This was an actual conversation that took place last night with my dad just after dinner, when I was in my room lazing away:
Dad: **Knocks frantically on my door** (And I do really mean frantically) Me : Yeah? Dad: Season 3 of 24 will be showing on AXN this week!! (Sounding really excited) Me : Uhm, yeah. I saw the promotional ad last week and meant to tell you, but I forget. Its starting next week. Dad: This week! Its starting this week. Me : Yeah, finally. I mean the States is currently showing the 6th season(I think). Dad: Wha??!! What?? The 6th?? Me : Yup. Jack Bauer got locked up by Chinamen. Dad: Oh. I read that the new season of Lost isn't doing so well. Ratings has slide. Me : Of course la. They never explain what's going on with the island and all they do is add in more and more characters with secret pasts. Same old tricks all the time. Sien. Dad: Yalor. Like the producers are fucking with the audiences. Me : Yeah.
Then he runs off to watch Astro and I continue with my net surfing. What a weirdo.
