"What's up, bitches?"**

Please excuse me if this current blog entry consists of only a few words like robogasm, cargasm, awesome, fucking awesome, woah repetitively.

I don't want to spoil my experience of the movie by typing a long-ass winding review picking it apart, but if you really, really want to know, Michael Bay DIDN'T fucked it up this time. Instead, I think even the most hardcore fanboi will bowed down to him after watching the movie.

And am I a sucker for starting to love American muscle cars after the movie? The Camaro, the Mustang.....it was hot. This is like what the Jalopnik guys were talking about all this time: robogasm and cargasm. I am totally in love with the scenes where the Autobots roll-out and when the bots' duke it out. Gahhhh. Climax. Died and went to T-bots heaven.

All in all, please go watch it. This will put more money into Paramount and Michael Bay's pocket to ensured an upcoming sequel will be produced.

**And please believe that Jazz did actually said that line in the movie.

Flame on!

Ignore my dissapperance for close to a month, as I have been too busy either rolling around doing nothing or pretending I have a lot of things to do. Just choose one you think is true.

Anyhoo, of all the major summer productions launching at our face since a few weeks ago, I think I was most satisfied with Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer, cause a) I like Marvel stuff, b) The orginal comics are well, fantastic c) I don't get Superman or Spiderman/Pirates of the Carribean/Shrek, even though I've only watched Shrek 3

Shrek 3 was so dull I wouldn't bother talking about it here. The jokes are forced, I hate Justin Timberlake, I have enough of ogre jokes, I thought the whole franchise should just stop at this installment etc etc, a lot of complains. But for whatever weird astronomical reasons, I've been quite anticipating FF2 compared to other movies(other than THAT movie). Maybe it's the Silver Surfer, maybe I was hoping for a huge Galactus ho-down, or maybe I just like watching mind-numbing superhero popcorn fare.


Shiny shiny

The movie overall is quite the usual popcorn action movie you expect, but from a lot of reviews I heard it was definately better than the first one, where my dad thought the most interesting parts were already shown in the trailers. They really spend a lot of dough on making the Silver Surfer look great, but I think skimped on Jessica Alba's make-up expenses. The horrendous and trashtastic looking wig was all you could remember her with in the movie. The makeup looks like it was slather on by a 5 year old, and she even looked fake playing dead. The LOL part was when she switched power with her bro and freaked out, that was one of the best scene from the movie.

If only she looked this good in the movie. That's her only selling point goddamn it!!

The Thing provides all the usual comical moments with buddy the Human Torch, Johnny plays the spoiled brat lover boy to the max, Reed Richards is a hot nerd. Don't think I left anything in there.

I thought he was pretty hot. Without the over-stretching.

If there is something I really want to whine about the movie, its Galactus' appearance. I would prefer if the producers could shown him in his well-known form, with the helmet and all that, rather than looking like a cosmic vacumm cleaner that appeared in The Mummy 10 years ago.

This is HOW Galactus looked like. Some mofo crazy-ass looking bitch. With the antenna helmet and all that.

Now after getting all of that off me chest, I'm wondering are they planning to shoot a third installment. If they are, who will be the villains? Continue with the Galactus storyline? Bring in the freak baby?(I mean The Watcher), more Dr. Doom? Brett Ratner has single-handedly destroy the X-Men franchise, I just hope there's still more popcorn superhero action to come by in the future.

The freak baby.
Eventually they are a type of super intelligence alien race call The Watchers.
This cover doesn't show how really freaky looking they are.

William & Sacha

If you want to watch how a totally motherfuckin' hot-looking Ali G/Borat/Sasha with a very posh Brit accent throwing a hissy fit at Will Farrell and basically making out on the stage, look no further:

(click the pic for video link)

"You're a total bitch!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I bet never in your lifetime that you thought that the Borat dude actually looked hot in real life. Me neither, until I saw gossip blogs posting his pics at some movie event and I went "Holy shit, dude's actually pretty good looking!!"


Not bad. Not bad at all. The fiancee(Isla Fisher) is cute too.
And also, introducing my new boyfriend, no, new crush, no, crush of the week:-


You'll probably know him as this:


Yeah, he slices people's head apart and takes them brains, but sinister and cute, fuckable villains are always a plus plus plus.