Ce-le-bration, c'mon!!

Aloha cupcakes!! Do not ask me why I'm greeting people like a gay twink, but if you were a prowd owner of a brand spanking new 22-inch LCD monitor, you'll be sucking dick just for the sake of celebration.

A mere few weeks ago, I was considering buying a new PC after being sick of huddling in front of a laptop hunting for the latest gossip/porn. My crappy little sofa stool is on the verge of collapsing, due to my inflating fat ass over the years and it was causing me bitchin' back pains.(I'm still young, you stupid fucking stool) So I got my bro to mangled together some hardware to form my new source of leeching, and here I am, spewing poetic crap from my very, very new PC. Hey, don't judge, it was cheaper to build a custom-made one.

The only worry I have is that I'll be a. going blind, b. grow more zits, c. get fatter cause I ain't getting up enough, d. turning into all of the above.

Anyway, who the fuck cares when I get to surf high-resolution pics of Javier Bardiem? I ain't complaining for sure.

EdisonGate

Even though its officially one day after Valentine's Day, I bet you bitches that got lavished upon by your other half is still floating on cloud nine, so yeah, Happy V-Day!! Or for the boys, Happy Vagina(I finally get some) Day!!!

One thing to get off my puffy chest before I proceed with more mundane ramblings, is that some rich douchebag just spend 54k proposing to his girlfriend by advertising it on a billboard. 40 grand for the billboard and 14 grand for the mofo ring. I bet my bak kut teh that douchebag will get a mistress by the time a kid arrives. Good luck getting a return on that investment, douche-king. For explanation sake, I'm not bitter that his fiancee managed to snag a (rich, and in some people's eye, romantic)guy like that. I'm just annoyed that a fucking billboard is being used for this kind of idiotic stunt.

And of course, if you aren't living inside a cave, you should have known and seen the pics of Edison Chen's Peen and Puss Collection, which if you are above 21 and have internet connection for the past 5 years, isn't really that shocking anyway. BUT, I still held a morbid curiosity on the rumors that Edison's labelmate and HK A-List singer Joey Yung is one of the stars in the collection. Ultimate randomness, no?

Seriously, everyone, and I do really mean everyone, is talking about this hoolabang. Look, people have sex, people fuck, it's a normal activity between consenting adults. So I don't get it when bitches start twisting their panties in a bunch and waving their moral-standard of a stick around. I say get the fuck down from your high horse. You don't like it, then don't look at it. You don't approve their lifestyle, then get on with yours.

It's unfortunate we have to actually look at celluloid evidence of them doing it, but bitch please, the girls were pretty clear what they were into when he was waving the videocam around their asses. As far as I know, no one is being hurt other than the general public's eyes and Nicholas Tse's dignity.

Sluts will always be crucified whether the other party is willing or seduced, so I say fuck it, fuck whoever(or whatever) you want and ask the world to shove it up their ass.